There’s things you’re going to hear on this site that sound crazy…
Almost unreal, at times.
But, I want to help you rest assured of this one simple fact…
It’s all 100% truth and can easily be refuted by people you can’t see.
Before you attempt to throw the lawbooks at anything you believe I’ve done to you… know this simple fact… the people listed below know more about me than you and are not impressed with you allowing the laws to be abused and manipulated to put one of the internet’s original cool kids behind bars in the local medspa / mental institution / nut hut, depending on how many times you’ve visited or been thrown in while wondering when the law was going to step up and do it’s fucking job.
In other words… Donna used her own medical background to write out a handwritten police report, filed it with the Clay County Judicial Courts, in her own handwriting, and then Judge Lester pushed it through, allowing me to be “toted by Uber” to the local Med Spa, for 72 hours, released on my own accord, with nothing more than a “recommendation” to get help.
People like me help ourselves, because people like them are always watching (and protecting, #anonymous -> redistribute downwards):
- James Comey (Federal Bureau Of Investigations)
- Don Shipley (United States Naval Armed Forces)
- Donald J. Trump (President of the United States of America)
- Hillary Rodham Clinton (First Lady, Madame Secretary)
- William Clinton (Former President, Repealed Glass-Steagall Act)
- Tim Cook (Apple.com’s CEO and “Commander In Chief”)
- Mark Zuckerberg (Founder of Facebook.com and “CEO, Bitch.”)
- Jack Dorsey (Founder of Twitter.com and owner of @synnuh.)
I’ll add more as I remember.
For now, if you want to insert the law into my ass, please contact them first.
If you want to follow along and study, here are my 7 careers in 28 years:
Programming in Kindergarten.
Swimming to 24 feet deep by 6 years old.
Running an 8:00 mile by 8 years old.
Enlisting in the military by 9 years old.
Performing search and rescue missions by 10 years old.
Hacking AOL.com by 11 years old.
Birthing email marketing phishing scams through aoi.com too.
Then I got moved to new jersey and found acid.
To people like you, I am insane… possibly even crazy, delusional, or paranoid.
To people like Maynard (lead singer of the band featured above) my mind has awoken and my spirit transcended heaven before theirs did.
It’s a different level of spirituality and I was brought to open your eyes.
So the less you can see me as crazy and the more you can see me as insane for thinking I can change the planet by infecting human’s minds with a virus called “humanity over hatred” and have it spread because word travels fast, especially online… then, yeah, I am insane as fuck.
Because I believe in one simple rule…
If you believe that, too, and you are a man, you are in the right place.
I am Syn, one of the leading and original founds of the #anonymous movement. The Anonymous hacktivist collective knows me as firstname.lastname@example.org. If you’ve ever gotten a virus or an email asking you to update your credit card information, ask me how we did it.
And I’ll tell you no lies.
Then, you can look around and see how to dismantle those scammers like you saw me feature on the hacked Amazon Firestick TV through Phillips, Google, Microsoft, Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, you name it -> my TV got hacked today (2/13/2019) on Facebook Live and then the Clay County Sheriff’s Office showed up at my house with one simple question: are you on drugs and do you have any problems with your buddy.
My answer? I do not do drugs, I smoke marijuana and you have my drug tests already, the law was manipulated against me, and that dude stole my gun… which is why his stoner ass is paranoid and afraid of me mentioning his name. But you guarantee he’s going to follow along until I block his IP addresses from my servers so all he gets is a redirected page to goatse.cx.
By the way, do NOT visit that site. It’s where “gaping” came from.
Started as a troll, then gay dudes took it upon themselves to fetishize it.
http://4chan.org/b/ is where fucking stupid fucks that probably should have never been born (like me) started shitting on the internet in the first place.
You can consider me either Dennis the Menace of the intarwebz or as one of the worst, most foul, vicious, and aggressively fucked up wtf just happened type of trolls that ever existed online.
Then I wanted to make that type of trolling illegal by giving it a label…
“Whitewashing”. – Hitler.
That’s trolling. Whether you like it or not, I got attention and fucked with people’s emotional state, their psychological well-being, and opened their mind to the fact that, yes, it sounds racist, because I’m white, but it’s actually quite the opposite — I’m brown, even in the middle of winter, and it refers to Huckleberry Finn getting in trouble and having to slap a new coat of paint on the fence as a punishment.
AKA: He “whitewashed” a white fence with new paint. Knowing that, look around. It’s why people don’t like people like me…. because I’ll profit off of that word. #Marketing
“Call me Ishmael.” – Moby Dick (I read it in the air at 13 years.)
If you are a woman, you might know me from spamming “Girls Like You” across facebook for about 10 months while trollolololing those little heartstrings and trying to marry Bebe Rexha or Dua Lipa.
That’s about the time my friends and family realized I lost my shit by saying I was going to build them trust funds managed by competing financial advisors and overseen by competing attorneys. It was me delivering them everything they’d wished for when I would hear them begging the Lord to deliver some sort of win or blessing into their life.
The Lord realized they were not worthy of his love and his blessings.
And, by “lost my shit” I mean, they knew I figured out money and that they’d mistreated me before so I was damn sure about to cut them right the fuck out now that I actually figured out the whole “online money printers” are actually thing and the first step to printing $1 online is mastering your mind.
If you are dealing with struggles from family or life and you’re worried that times will only get worse once you become successful, or they realize you are going to leave them behind for what they’ve done to you…
I want you to know I am with you and I have walked through Hell and back to make sure you’re able to find whatever path God set in place for you.
If you do not believe in God, I want you to take a step back and realize God and Satan are both competing energies inside of you… the battle of good vs evil. And if you’re reading this, it means you’re on the good side of history.
To help give you insights into religion, from a theological and historical perspective, take a few minutes to watch through this documentary:
Being a Buddhist, channeling Satan’s manipulative capabilities, and God’s truth, while walking with Jesus and Lucifer (the God of Creation / Music / Art) and becoming one of the internet’s greatest trolls, known as Syn)nuh.